"what are you doing?"
"pulling you in closer so maybe you won’t leave me again"
a magician asks you to pick a card - any card, in fact. you do. they ask you to put the card back in the pack - anywhere in the pack, in fact. you do. they walk away. ten years later, your wife gives birth to the six of clubs. “is this your card?” the midwife asks, in a familiar voice.
what the fuck
taping mistletoe to my butt so you can all kiss my ass
Hi, ok so i found this photo on tumblr and if this doesn’t remind you of Emison then I don’t know what will.
very strange how u can talk to someone everyday and still miss them
I’d fight til my legs were broken and my fists were bloody if that meant that we’d be together one more day
This is a older playlist that i have but i never posted it, but since you kids liked my other one so much I thought id share, here is a link :)
do you ever put on a really nice but kind of daring outfit and at first you’re like “HELL YEAH” but then you look in the mirror a few times and start being like “hell… yeah….” and then you turn to the side and adjust the top and frown and be like “aw hell” and finally just change into like jeans and a tee bc one day you will wear that rockin outfit but today is not that day
This is the saddest and accurate thing I have ever read.
me if i ever get to know my celebrity crush
why do people have quiet respectful funerals when i die i want my ashes mixed with glitter and packed tightly into a coffin and then they blow up the coffin with explosives so glitter rains down on the guests while blasting “thanks for the memories” by fall out boy
jesus god almighty